Alternate Tunings: A Reader's Guide

The 20th anniversary of Acoustic Guitar is stirring up some fond memories of arcane little stories that we editors put together to amuse ourselves (and, we hoped, readers). Including this one from the December 1997 issue:

Have you ever noticed that some guitarists refer to specific open tunings as if they were words—talking, for instance, about D A D G A D as dadgad and D A D E A D as daddy-ad? Those unfamiliar with the way the guitar is tuned may have heard such lingo-infested conversation and wondered, “What is dadgad music anyway? Is it from one of those new countries in the former Soviet bloc? Maybe the guitarist’s last name is Gadd and it’s a piece dedicated to his father.” Here in the Acoustic Guitar office, a little joke about Mike Marshall’s tuning C F C F C F (see below) inspired this list of tunings for specific people, places, or events. As for the musicality of these tunings . . . well, you’re on your own.

For fathers of small kids: D A D D E E

For an abusive father: B A D D A D

For the world’s greatest father: F A B D A D

For a hip-hop father: D E F D A D

For a tough New Yorker: B A G C A B

For a talkative taxi driver: C A B G A B

For a Grateful Dead fan: D E A D E D

For C.F. Martin III: C F C F C F

For a caffeine addict from Boston: C A F F E E

For a former caffeine addict: A D E C A F

For a police officer: B A D G E D

For a file clerk: A B C D E F

For a dominatrix: B E D G A G

For Old McDonald: B A A B A A

For anti-government types: B A D F E D

For a big guy: B E E F E E

For a guitar named Lucille: B E E B E E

For the Gibb brothers: B E E G E E

For a chatterbox roommate: G A B G A B

For your old mattress: B A D B E D

For a hippie: B E A D E D

For an Irish musician: C A B A G E

For a guitar magazine that doesn’t know when to stop: A G D E A D